The talk...by the boys three

Mom, can I wear my sliders to school? Yes. Can I wear my athletic shorts? Yes? Can I wear my birthday suit? :D Just checking to see if you were paying attention, Mom. I think you are happier now that we are gone. Do you? I think verbal abuse isn't healthy for you. I can see how you would feel that way, babe. I hear you laugh more, hear you sing more & you are able to snuggle more at night. Win win situation for Cole, Trev & I, hmm? Laughing...nah...it's a triple win for me, babe.

So, Mom. The world is your oyster. What are you going to do first? Are you going to date? Are we getting married again? Questions questions...what is this, the Spanish Inquisition? It is MUCH more serious than that, Mom. This is your life we are talking about & that whoever dates you better walk the line because us three won't tolerate any bad treatment for you. I'm serious, Mom.

When are we going camping, Mom? It's cooling down & we have the tent. I'm ready when you are. Can I skip school to swim All day? :) Negative ghostrider. Wanted to make sure you were paying attention, Mom. I'll be right here if you need me. I love you, Mom. Good night. G'night Bleu. Love you more:}

Sooo Mom, I think we need to talk about you dating again. I think you need to start back immediately. No reason to wait around. Is that right? I have no desire to date right now & possibly ever. "Is that right?" Yes, Trevor. That's right. As one of the two men of the house, I think you should go ahead & start.

Hey Mom, yes Cole? I'd like to talk to you about dating again. I got nothing. Good, because as the man of the house, you should. Really?Okay, I will.

Silence...

Good. I'm glad we talked.

Love you, Mom. Good night.